RULER OF EARTH? A LIKELY SITUATION

I KNOW YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I HAVE NOT POSTED RECENTLY, IT IS DUE TO A BACKLOG OF SOULS FOR TORMENT.
NOW THAT I HAVE CORRECTED THIS AND INSTILLED A PRIMITIVE FEAR OF LIFE WITHOUT TORTURE IN THE CONSCIENCE OF EVERY MAN BORN UNDER A FULL MOON. I EXPECT A SIMILAR SITUATION SHALL NOT ARISE AGAIN.

RETURNING TO MY ORIGINAL COGITATIONS

AFTER MEETING WITH AND OVERPOWERING EARTH RULER OH-BAH-MAH I HAVE CHOSEN TO RUN FOR EARTH PRESIDENCY TO GAIN A TIGHTER VICE ON YOUR ALREADY HEAVILY OPPRESSED UNIVERSE. TO INITIATE MY CAMPAIGN I WILL BE UNLEASHING SOULS OF THE DAMNED INTO LIBERAL HOUSEHOLDS AND INSTITUTING A DEVOUR ON SIGHT ORDER TO MY PATROLLING DEATH-WALKERS.

SEE YOU ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

Destructor on Oprah?

Tune in tomorrow afternoon at 3 to catch Destructor's debut on the Oprah Winfrey show, watch the hijinks as the all powerful master of unearthly realms meets US president Barack Obama to discuss political policy and the high price of dark matter.
Catch other great moments like this, tommorow at 3 on CBS

I AM DESTRUCTOR, LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD

Listening To: I Get Around - The Beach Boys
Mood: Ditzy

GREETINGS PUNY MORTALS.

I AM DESTRUCTOR, SON OF QUELTHALAR AND LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD, I LOOK FORWARD TO CONQUERING THE DOMAIN OF BLOGSPOT AND TRANSMUTING THIS WORLD INTO A NINTH PLAIN OF TORMENT

ALL GLORY TO THE VENGEFUL DESTRUCTOR