I KNOW YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I HAVE NOT POSTED RECENTLY, IT IS DUE TO A BACKLOG OF SOULS FOR TORMENT.
NOW THAT I HAVE CORRECTED THIS AND INSTILLED A PRIMITIVE FEAR OF LIFE WITHOUT TORTURE IN THE CONSCIENCE OF EVERY MAN BORN UNDER A FULL MOON. I EXPECT A SIMILAR SITUATION SHALL NOT ARISE AGAIN.
RETURNING TO MY ORIGINAL COGITATIONS
AFTER MEETING WITH AND OVERPOWERING EARTH RULER OH-BAH-MAH I HAVE CHOSEN TO RUN FOR EARTH PRESIDENCY TO GAIN A TIGHTER VICE ON YOUR ALREADY HEAVILY OPPRESSED UNIVERSE. TO INITIATE MY CAMPAIGN I WILL BE UNLEASHING SOULS OF THE DAMNED INTO LIBERAL HOUSEHOLDS AND INSTITUTING A DEVOUR ON SIGHT ORDER TO MY PATROLLING DEATH-WALKERS.
SEE YOU ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
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