PUNY MORTALS, WASTING YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIVES BY SENDING MAIL TO MY DOMAIN.
I WILL BE ANSWERING YOUR MAIL AS A MEANS OF RETRIBUTION FOR THE COUNTLESS SOULS I WILL BE CLAIMING THIS MONTH
I've been wondering, how is destructor pronounced?
"DEE-Z-STRUCT-OU-OR"
I understand that one of your electoral promises is to control the illegal immigrant problem, how exactly do you plan to do this?
MANDATORY TORTURE FOR ALL FOUND WITHIN 15 NUPHORS OF US BORDER
What are your policies regarding internet trolls?
I INTEND TO INCREASE THEM IN NUMBER, OCCURRENCE AND AGGRESSION
What happened to "Currently listening to" and "mood" in your posts, I used to look forward to them?
AS I HAVE MATURED INTO MY FINAL STAGE OF LIFE I HAVE DISCARDED THE NEED FOR BOTH RHYTHM AND EMOTION, THIS HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A CRAVING FOR MOLTEN CADMIUM
What is your position on abortion?
ABORTIONS FOR ALL
What car do you drive?
A CHARIOT CONSTRUCTED OF THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES, PROPELLED BY DESPAIR AND ETHANOL
THANK YOU FOR OCCUPYING YOUR TIME IN WRITING TO ME, IT HAS MADE THE GRADUAL CONSUMPTION OF YOUR "EARTH" MORE HASSLE FREE
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