Friday, March 4, 2011

Election Progress Report, 5/3/11

AS OF MARCH 5th I, DESTRUCTOR HAVE:

  • INCINERATED 54% OF SOUTH AMERICA
  • DISPATCHED DEATH-WALKERS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE PLANET
  • CONSUMED 32% OF THE PLANET'S CADMIUM
  • CLAIMED 79,000,000 SOULS
  • SPREAD MY SEED THROUGHOUT EUROPE'S SOUTH-WEST
  • OPENED 12 TEMPORAL RIFTS INTO THE NETHER-REALM
  • ADOPTED A POSITION AS FIGUREHEAD OF CHRISTIANITY
  • RENAMED CHRISTIANITY TO DESTRUCTIANITY


UNTIL NEXT TIME, DESTRUCTOR

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